where did my body go?

I can handle the belly, I can handle the weight gain, I can handle the pain. I cannot, I repeat cannot, handle the fac that this pregnancy is interferring with my shoes.

My name is Jennifer and I am a shoe-aholic. I currently own around 50 pairs and can wear, about 2. I have gorgeous boots in several different colors that would look amazing with some of my pregnancy outfits. But the problem is not only are my feet swollen but I now have cellulite and water retention making my calves huge. I can not zip my boots up. Fun times.

If for some reason this pregnancy interferes with my purse fettish - there will be hell to pay.

This picture is the first one of the third (and final!) trimester.